Farming For Artists

The answer to my gardening woes (if only I lived in Maryland): I could go to the Maryland Institute College of Art to learn how to be... a farmer. How cool is that?

Says one graduate (who entered the college intending to become a sculpture and graduated a farmer):

"Artists are already practiced in perception, in awareness. Growing food involves so much looking and observing and just awareness."

Farming for artists. So there is hope for me, after all.